This Ol’ Son wanted to rep not only the Worlds Greatest Bull Rider, Dale freakin’ Brisby, the Original Ol’ Son, but also the Greatest Bull fighter of all time time, Cody flippin’ Webster. If you ain’t repping those two boys, you ain’t no cowboy! So I slapped these two patches on the felt and instantly my nads turned to solid steel. I grabbed life by the horns and went on spurring the devil out of it. When I got done doing that, I jumped down, got in front of the old sucker and juked the dog crap out of it in my tenny runners. I hit it with the old Frank Newsom special. Those patches have changed my entire outlook on life. I now go 92 for eight every day! Thank you, Dale Brisby and Cody Webster, for changing my life for the better.